Indecision, ‘08

February 8, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

I decided. How’s about a nifty AHFT Developers Blog?

That’s what I thought. Cool, huh? I kinda considered that a Planet Cazmo blog would pretty much be the same thing as a Cp blog — only difference; I’d be one of the first. Which’ll catch me into the popularity phase, again…

It’s called integrity people. Look it up.

Anyways, the problem with Club Penguin (and I guess Planet Cazmo now) is the addiction it brings. But, see, it can be used in the right way. However, it can be used in the wrong way.

When you make a Club Penguin blog, you’re committing yourself to that addiction — binding yourself to what you’ll have to give up in the end. Only makes it hurt worse when you realize you need to move on. Don’t think you won’t have to move on.

I already changed the theme to Kubrick. It’s a simple theme, which of course means a boring theme. That’s why I planned to have a really cool header to liven things up.

I also updated the sidebar. Cool little trinkets, right? I’ll add an AHFT button later. Sometime around the header-releasing. Like I said, everything will be simplified. Everything. And I mean it.

Which leads me to this completely unrelated story…

Graser3’s birthday is today. All right. It’s his SIXTEENTH birthday! What the Hell? He’s a junior in high school and playing a childish game like Club Penguin?! That’s not just pathetic… that’s creepy… It gets creepier.

Graser 10 said to me he was Graser3’s older brother. See where this is headed? If G3 is 16… and G10 is older… than that means… HE’S OLDER THAN 16!!!

Do you understand how weird that is…

Also, I made this stupid video and put it on YouTube a few days ago. It’s me using this really fun/funny Cp Trainer.

See ya’ tomorrow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Productivity at a Standstill — Eh, DEAD

February 7, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

 Happy Chinese New Year!  

AHFT² has been a big hit! Since release we’ve already got 400+ hits! Wow. Stephen was fired because it’s been a week since I released AHFT². Sorry, but I gotta keep my priorities in order.

Which means AHFT² is a three-man band now.

 

It’s O.K. Communication is better than ever. I had to punish Jason for editing the site without asking me… x …but I’m still satisfied with the results. Really excited too.

One question on everyone’s mind though…

What will happen to this blog?

Last week’s proposal turned out to not work so I have two new ideas…
1. Make this a brief blog. Quick little posts about updates of AHFT a paragraph-or-so long. Everything else will be completely impromptu.
2. Make this a Planet Cazmo blog.

 What’s Planet Cazmo?

Planet Cazmo is a brand new flash game. It’s mostly like Club Penguin except without penguins — real people. They have big-heads, but you know. The game is still in beta, and much like Beta Club Penguin, it’s pretty slow. Oh well.

My usernames are VeNoMiZeR and AlexM.

VeNoMiZeR is for fun, AlexM is my main account. There isn’t much to the game yet. It is fun though. Sign Up Here »

I don’t get enough comments any more to have a vote. Applause to you guys for that. I’ll make the decision in the upcoming days myself.

See ya’ tomorrow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

AHFT² Hot Off the Griddle!

February 2, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

  Happy Groundhog’s Day!

…enjoying an early spring…

I just came back from my final swim meet (unless I make AA qualifications) and I have a very important announcement… 

Into over a week of construction, but it’s finally finished!

AHFT² was completed yesterday but I decided not to release it until today because I had to update the Video of the Month and it was late at night. *cough* I had to get up at 6:45 in the morning.

The only thing left to do is give Stephen & Jason the AHFT password and we can begin this new generation of french toast.

By the way, did you know “french” is the only lowercase proper adjective? Hmm, wierd huh? Then again, it is the French. Or french.

Ha-ha I just made you learn something on the weekend…

In all seriousness. though, be sure to visit AHFT as soon as possible. Getting it off the ground was hard enough…

Once everything is taken care of I’ll sign off WordPress for good.

Wait…

I had a plan for this blog. Instead of “posting”, I thought about using the Prolouge theme. Which means YOU make the post via a comment. Just ask “Whatcha up to Alex”, or “How’s it going, Cppd”.

The “comment-post” box will be located at the top of the homepage. Then people can comment on those comments.

What I will do is make a quick little comment-post on what I am doing. See the correlation? I’ll also give away behind-the-scenes updates to AHFT. Everything else will be completely impromptu.

Think of it as a non-live chat.

I’ll get rid of the pages and Flickr and Songspot, etc. I’ll leave the archives and hits widget though. You don’t have to advertise the site or come to it everyday or anything like that.

It’ll go on as long as AHFT will go on, hopefully.

That’s all for me. And like I said before, visit AHFT² now!

Enjoy your weekend!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Transition Confusion…?

January 31, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Okay this past week has been confuzzling for each of us. I don’t understand why. I guess it’s a lack of communication or…? I get 1-2 comments a day now. CLEAR sign I can’t keep this blog.

I still get 100-150 hits a day. Obvious sign people still come here.

So… what’s going on? I didn’t know I had to write a new post about this. How ridiculous! Anyways…

All members of the staff have been picked. The ONLY thing left to do is get Fyll to answer my EDITOR’S COMMENT, which I issued two days ago! This is horrible communication.

AHFT will never get off the ground like this.

I’m going to go ahead and take care of the picture, Fyll. I don’t care if you care but I can’t keep waiting a week for my readers to answer me.

For Heaven’s sake, it took Jason over a week to answer my comment.

I’m sorry. I’m just so damn frustrated.

Once I get this picture taken care of and add some final touches on the site, I will be releasing it. We have to meet on the chat so I can send you the password via private chat.

We have to.

Otherwise, I’m giving it all up and I’ll be working on AHFT by myself, except of course TyBoy000.

This will all take place tomorrow. I’m kind of tired and I have a 2 hour delay tomorrow. On top of that, we’re expecting freezing rain, ice, and 2-3” of snow… which, as you know, might mean no school.

I hope you got all this. I’m done waiting on you.

Have a nice night…

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Good News & Bad News Time

January 24, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

*UPDATE* All right, Jason has not been answering, so we’re just gonna go ahead and launch this baby. Here’s what I need from you Fyll, log on to Club Penguin in what you normally wear. Sit down in the Cove life-chair and make sure no one else is around. Take the screenshot and save it as a .PNG. Do NOT crop it. Leave it as is and comment with the link. Tomorrow, hopefully, will be the official launch of… AHFT²!

Yes I haven’t been posting in awhile. I’ve been working so hard on AHFT² I forgot all about this blog. I am, for the most part, done now.

Except for one thing. An AHFT² Staff.

I need my friends to help me pursue Alex’s House of French Toast. I decided to pick the obvious candidates to work for AHFT².

TyBoy000, if there’s anyone I want by my side it wouldn’t be you. Bathe once in awhile. Okay, just poking fun. I want you to help me run this site with me as my left-hand man. 

Jason, if there’s anything our great friendship needs is for me to reward you for sticking by me. I want you to work on AHFT² as well.

Stephen, I’ve seen you grow up and act out as an individual. I definitely want you to work on AHFT² after all the great examples you set. As a penguin, or as a person.

Cpd Officer, our friendship has been more of a roller coaster than The Beast at Kings Island. Through it all though, I don’t want you to be part of the AHFT² staff. Maybe in time I’ll build up a trust with you. Don’t take it personally.

Fylliper, I know giving up your Club Penguin blog might’ve been hard, but I know you did the right thing. I am so proud of you man. Our friendship hit a rough patch, but most good friendships do, right? I realized without you, this site would be drastically changed, even if you did say you had no need for this blog.

I want/need you to work for AHFT².

As of now, you guys can just sit back and relax. I will make Penguin Pages honoring certain friends later that I want you to help me with, but you have no worries right now.

All of the staff members will become owners on the chat. Cpd, I’ll still keep you as a moderator. I need to give each of you the Piczo’s password via the private chat mode so we have to meet there and only there. Got it?

This means you must visit the site as often as you did this one. At the least, every other day. To help you with meeting up with me now and furtherafter, here’s my Internet schedule.

(All times Eastern Standard Time.)

Sunday | 12:00PM — 12:00AM
Monday | 3PM — 4PM & 8PM — 10PM
Tuesday | 3PM — 5PM & 8PM — 10PM
Wednesday |  3PM — 4PM & 8PM — 10PM
Thursday |  3PM — 4PM & 8PM — 10PM
Friday |  3PM — 5PM & 8PM — 12AM
Saturday |  12:00PM — 12:00AM

If you don’t want to be apart of Alex’s House of French Toast, say so and I’ll remove you. Once everyone has commented, I’ll update this post with directions on what to do next.

Bad news time.

I didn’t get the required number of participants for my “contest” as I wanted. As a result, I won’t be doing the contest. I don’t want a pathetic number of 4 or 5 of my best friends only submitting pictures.

Sadly as it may sound, I want to be optimistic about it and look at the good things. I will be able to enjoy myself on Club Penguin more without having to juggle Piczo and WordPress.

I also get to dedicate my full time towards AHFT² now. And I also be able to rid myself of WordPress once and for all. I’m much less upset about leaving this blog now then I was last week.

Once everything is finally taken care of with AHFT², I’ll make the last AHFTB post ever. Do remember, I’m not actually deleting the blog. Too many memories just to throw away.

It was after all, over a year of my life.

See ya’ tomorrow!

P.S. Notice how this post is under all 5 categories.

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer 

They That Sow in Tears Shall Reap in Joy

January 19, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

funny pictures

You see that. I hope you’re happy.

In 2¾ days, I get 3 people wanting to join the contest. 3 people?!

It’s great a few of my friends are on board, but for this to be a real contest and for me to put in REAL effort I need everyone’s support. I know there are more than 5 or 6 readers here. So speak up!

Current Standings
Yes: 4 | No: 2

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most. It’s you that counts the most. I need you guys.

I’ve picked my judge partners…

Jason, and Stephen.

I would’ve chosen you TyBoy000 but you said you loved editing. I hope you have fun with this contest (if it ever happens).

By Monday I need at least 6 promised participants and hopefully more will jump in as it starts. On a lighter note, I’ll be closing AHFT tomorrow for a whole *NEW* layout courtesy of 8stoplight8.

I’ll be giving some people a sneak-peek if we can meet on the AHFT chat soon. The “Test Page” was made public but there’s only 4 people I’ll be giving the password to. Cpd, Jason, TyBoy000, and Stephen.

I promise you it’ll be awesome. The layout will be so cool, even Piczo haters *cough* … Dana 7977 … *cough* will love it.

See ya’ tomorrow! … maybe …

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Back in the Saddle, Babe’

January 17, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

funny pictures

Gotta love I Can Haz Cheezburger….

Heh, you thought I was gone for good. How could you get rid of ME! Cppd Officer! That easily! Oh boy…

~*~ sarcasm on / sarcasm off ~*~

No seriously, though, it wasn’t a joke to begin with. I wanted to get rid of this site because it seemed like the perfect time to end it. But, I couldn’t. Wanted to, but couldn’t.

So what’s to become of AHFTB? Simply this.

UPGRADE, BE-OTCH!

Every blog has it’s theme. This site’s new theme, through heavy brainstorming, I decided to make it a Club Penguin Contest site.

What kind of contest you ask?

Just by using Google it doesn’t take long to find CP Contests over the web. Penguin Oscar Awards, Club Penguin’s Next Top Model, etcetera.

So what’s left for me to pick from? A group of my old friends made a “Best Pictures & Edits Contest” on their site. It ended after only one season. So, for them and you guys, that’s what I plan to do…

Transform this whole site for that contest. Once I find a theme that supports sub pages, but works for the contest, I will post on the contest details. I need sub pages to put all the current pages in because after 4 or 5 seasons — depending on how successful this contest becomes — I’ll add them back in.

So to answer your question: no, I’m not quitting WordPress.
Yes, this blog will change. Yes, it all depends on YOU!

You, dude, you.

I’ve learned that the best approach for this site is to make it up as it goes. That’s how all good ideas come together, right?

On the topic of Club Penguin, I’ve got my membership renewed for one more month. That’s it. Then I’m done with CP membership. I plan to enjoy Club Penguin as much as I can for the next month.

I planned for a quiet month to enjoy myself on Club Penguin. But this contest will be as easy and simple as possible to make that happen.

Please comment if you plan to participate so I know if this’ll be a good idea. Like I said, it’s up to you guys.

See ya’ tomorrow! … maybe …

P.S. I’m in debt to Club Penguin! No!

Debt to Club Penguin

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Happy Blogoversary From AHFT!

January 14, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

 Happy Blogoversary!

We did it. We accomplished a goal. WE are AWESOME.

One year on WordPress! That’s incredible! So many great things happened this past year– yet it all happened so fast.

Many of you are upset that this blog is closing soon. And yes, it is hard to find a REAL blog owned by a kid these days. But it’s also hard for me to sustain this blog.

Before, what held this blog afloat was exciting things that happened in my life; which was usually every day. Since school started, however, all I could do was improvise; thus, giving you advice and arguing some crucial points in Club Penguin & all of the Internet world.

Now I have nothing else to help you with. School will be another 4½ months. What else is there left to talk about besides my sports career.

Which even that’ll be hard considering track and field hasn’t started yet. Swimming isn’t that all exciting either.

Leaving only ONE option to keep this blog alive… and you guessed it… *ahem* a Club Penguin blog. Having a Club Penguin looks and sounds like a lot of fun. I have a lot of creativity to put to use and make a wonderful CP blog. I can invision it now…

It all seems so easy and gleeful… but you need to think about the long-run and not just instant gratification. It’ll just make it harder to quit Club Penguin and I’m going into high school soon and I don’t wanna play a childish game like that when I’m in high school!

I’m 13 for God’s sake! If I was a few years younger I would consider making a CP blog. Heavily. But it’s far too late now.

So that means there’s nothing to save this blog. Now don’t get sad– I’m not leaving. This blog was just a branch of AHFT which will continue to grow and change just as this blog did.

The blog will close… is all that will happen.

Two things you should know: one, I’m not giving it away & two, I’m not deleting it. You can still watch the funny videos and use my Guitar Hero page. You can advertise your site, you can chat with your pals.

I must ask you one question first… should comments be (closed/kept in moderation/open). If they’re closed nothing will happen. If they’re kept in moderation then I’ll moderate all comments until Jan. 31st. If they’re open anyone can comment, although I will have to improve the filters.

As for my CP membership goes I’ll post on that later this week. I’ve really enjoyed myself in the U.K. a lot recently.

That’s about it for me. All-in-all it was a good year.

I would like to take the time to thank some people though, that were the REAL reason this blog made it to 365 days.

TyBoy000, my oldest and most true friend
SweetMagic99
Jason alias Jas603
Stephen alias Lol Im Cool
Cpd Officer
Airea
Holagurrl25 alias Gg25
Dana 7977
Waddlz Mcpen
Dunya13/14
Nikki and Faith
Socool987654
Lil’ Layster
Sm20
Wobbleman29
Dgirlrocks
Satan God
Fylliper
Emtek77
Yrtm

Well, I feel like dancing to the Hamster Dance video on the Videos page one more time. Peace out, everyone!

 Happy Blogoversary! 

One year ago today…

~~Cppd Officer
Leader of the CPPD 8)
Stopping crime, one fool at a time!

~*~Cppd Officer~*~
Love it or shove it! 8)

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Wrapping Up and Packing Up

January 11, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

*UPDATE!* Just minutes after posting, I noticed that we’ve reached 60,000+ hits! I was afraid we wouldn’t make it… it took from August to January to get only 12,000 hits, but that’s how you get real hits done right. To reward you all, I called my friend Nick. He makes Rock Band videos, and I asked if he wanted to play “Welcome Home” via online play.

He said “No”; he already recorded a video for that song.

Here it be…

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program…

With this blog closing, I’ve been working hard on improving AHFT since that is where you’ll contact me afterwards.

I made a lotta updates to the site. For example, the pages now have a neat– wait! Did I say pages? Why yes I did, thanks for noticing. Everyone was asking for pages and I thought it was dumb since the homepage was kinda laid out like separate pages.

But I came up with a few more ideas and turned them into pages. I also developed a new “News System” that’ll make informing you of site updates easier on everyone.

In completely unrelated news; I added 2 new videos to finalize the collection. Go watch ‘em now.

Although, I hate speaking of ending this and ending that. How about some bright news in Club Penguin for a change?

Even though a lot of you are pissed off that the real Superhero Mask didn’t come back because you didn’t really care about the play, just being considered rare.

I’ve learned a lot over the week. North Pole is only going to change when it’s members and nonmembers change.

And that’ll happen in exactly…

Lemme get my watch…

Never.

So where to go? Just like in reality America has become overcorrupt. Instead of following America’s good influences, Canada is sinking even faster than America. Which leaves the U.K. and Australia. Two countries I admire greatly.

In reality, of course. Australia is officially the only server that’s not a round-the-clock destroyed server. Nevertheless, it’s kinda boring. I’d visit the actual country, besides the you know; poisonous spiders and extremely hot weather.

Which leaves England. I really wanna move there when I’m married. But that’s the future. How ’bout now.

Frozen… gone for good. But I prefer Deep Freeze. I’m going to remove quite a few buddies that never filled their obligation as “friends”; so, I can make space for some new friends in the U.K.

Deep Freeze Making Sense?

Temporary? Maybe. If I ever get homesick. I’ll be able to get access to North Pole once I’m a member again. Which sadly, hasn’t happened.

It will eventually, though.

See ya’ tomorrow!

P.S. This is amusing; a lot people left hate-speech on the last post, but no one backed up what they said with proof. Since I actually HAD proof, I figure I’m right, yes?

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Conflict-Clearification-Summarization

January 6, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

You know me for, umm… “speaking out” about issues I find and the people involved with them. Since (for me) January is the month of reflection, I’d like to look back at all the people and the conflicts they caused and how they affected me.

Where to start…

Ah, Graser 10! Ol’ pal of mine.  Lets see. I’ve known you and talked to since you first joined the Internet fiasco.  We were friends. Good friends, to say the least. We got along and had fun on Club Penguin and on our blogs. Then it started to happen.

With my CPPD blog, I made a neat little tagline for it. “Stopping crime, one fool at a time!”. Now, soon after, what was your site’s tagline? “The news guy, one post at a time!” This is just a small, unimportant thing isn’t it? That’s what I thought.

But we resolved it after I finally coaxed hime to change it. And everything was fine. Up until summer. Holagurrl25’s Pixel Penguin business was doing so well, I thought’d be a fun way to get hits and give my readers something to do. I had one of the best non-homemade P.P. businesses around.

Why? I made each little detail PERFECT.

I had a very organized catalog and clean ordering system. That is of course, what Graser 10 thought. He copied the page almost word-for-word without asking. Obviously P.P. isn’t mine, but I knew just by looking at his page he copied me. Since I was an admin on his site I went ahead and gave myself credit since he wouldn’t do it himself.

He kept taking the credit off until I and some other people convinced him to give me credit. He did, in the most egotistic way. So after all that happened everything was cool again. Graser 10 and I were friends and there was no problem. At least, for awhile.

I soon realized what amount of MY LIFE was being wasted continuously posting the news every Friday. But I still wanted to have a Club Penguin blog. So I came up with a cool “Homepage” idea, which was essentially just a post laying out the rest of the site.

Then came Graser 10. I guess he liked the idea too, because without asking and without consenthe copied the “Homepage” post almost word-for-word, changing things to match his site. After threats to report him to WordPress, he got rid of it.

At this point, I’m a just a little bit pissed off.

That’s about the point where our “friendship” dwindled. The real deal was when I was inclined by myself and Dunya13 to end my Club Penguin blog for good. I did, and it felt great. I changed the title from “Cppd Officer’s House of French Toast” to “Alex’s House of French Toast” and it was a fresh start for me.

Then Graser 10 started criticizing ME for changing my site. And that’s when his true colors were shown. I knew he would always be obsessed with this simple childish game. He would never grow up. Ever since we met he was always grumbling for one thing: popularity. To be crowded by hords of strangers on a video game. Pa-thetic.

Then, of course, he copied my Piczo and now he’s the dipshit he is today. I was hoping none of his worthlessness would rub off on Graser3 but I guess it did. Which is disappointing ’cause I thought he was a nice guy.

Song best fit for Graser 10, “The Enemy” by Godsmack

• • • • • • • • • 

Who’da thought I would lose another friend over my beliefs? One of my best friends, Cpd Officer. Now, Cpd is an overall nice guy. He never actually did anything to hurt me. It’s how blinded he is.

I think anyone who looks for romance over a penguin game designed for little kids is desperate.

But it all came down to Bluzzzy. I use to be in the center of the “Cpd & Bluzzzy” clique. I knew them both well and I didn’t care they were “dating”– it did eat at my though. It ate at me enough to say…

“Fuck ‘em.”

I couldn’t end a friendship with someone I’ve known since November ‘06 that easily however. But it kept coming back to slap me in the face. I couldn’t help it.

Well, today, I don’t hate Cpd. I hate Bluzzzy. Not because she is an online relationship or being a jackass to people. It’s because she “ruined North Pole, the greatest server in the game”. I bring this up all the time, and only a handful of people listen.

North Pole is the most popular server in Canada. I don’t know why it was never like the other popular servers. It was never overcrowded. There were no hackers. There were no spammers or harassers. It was quiet yet energetic.

That’s not how you’ll find North Pole anymore though. Thanks to Bluzzzy and Cpd it IS crowded. And with crowds come problems. These crowds have ruined this server. I have pictures if you ever want proof. And if you’re a nonmember, don’t ever dream of getting into N.P.

The only way N.P. will get returned to its calm self is if Bluzzzy
(and her flock of sheep, including Cpd) leave and go to another problem server. But they never will. They rather dance in the Town — doing nothing; accomplishing nothing; doing no hard work whatsoever — because it’s just easier for them.

And North Pole will always be crowded and divided by those who hate Bluzzzy, and those who worship Bluzzzy. Damn, bummer.

• • • • • • • • • 

So in short, I’ve learned one thing from these two conflicts. People want power. They’ll do anything for it. Ignore their friends, treat the people around them like dirt.

And once they have power they become detached from the real world and forget about those who once cared for them. Pity.

See ya’ tommorow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

First Jerk of the New Year

January 3, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

You know how Graser 10 is a lying, self-centered, egotistic, shit-talking, back-stabbin’, maniacal geek? It obviously runs in the family.

I tried to comment on Graser3’s site recently under a post called “Penguin Times issue # 115″ asking why does he post the newspaper? I mean surely we’re not stupid enough to not notice the big NEW sign in front of the newspaper signaling (duh, much) a new issue.

He deleted it. Then I just made a quick comment “Jerk.” because he knew I was right. He knew I actually made sense.

What is the point of telling us the new newspaper is out? It’s just a waste of your time and big fat “YOU’RE STUPID!” to all of your readers.

And since of course he’s related to the queen of losers (Graser 10) he edited my comment. It might of been G10, it might of been him.

Edited Comment

The funny thing is, no Club Penguin blog is better than AHFTB because of one simple detail; I’m not wasting my time, and you are.

But that’s what happens when you try to reason with an idiot.

See ya’ tommorow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

AHFT Welcomes in 2008 (Don’t Be Shy)

January 1, 2008 by Lavastar

Howdy!

  Happy New Year!

I hope you had TONS of fun last night. I know I did. Like I said in the last post, I went to a friend of the family’s house. My family went and my brother took his girlfriend. It was boring at first. I just listened to my MP3 and ate some snacks.

Then my brothers and I (and his girlfriend) went to my friend Trey’s house where we played Guitar Hero III and Rock Band on his Xbox.

I kicked Trey’s ass on “One” (Metallica) on Expert; then my brother Cody kicked his ass on “Through the Fire and Flames” (DragonForce) on Expert. It was glorious.

Then we all played Rock Band (which I think the drums are the most fun to play) until 10:00. I just sat around and watched T.V. until the ball dropped after that.

Then we all got together in the living room (90% of adults drunk as monkeys) and counted down the last seconds of 2007.

I was tired and pissed off ’cause Trey didn’t wanna go back to his house and play Rock Band until later. So we all went home around 12:30 because none of my brothers wanted to wait.

I was out like a light.

I just got back from the mall with my brother though, and I bought Avenged Sevenfold’s new CD and DragonForce’s Inhuman Rampage.

Well, I gotta go so I can burn these songs onto my MP3 before I eat supper. Bye! (And it’s snowing like crazy outside right now!)

See ya’ tommorow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Interesting 2007 Stats Fo’ You and Happy “New Year” From AHFT!

December 30, 2007 by Lavastar

 Howdy!

*No point in wasting a post to write this, but I just wanted to wish you a happy New Year! Where will you spend the last seconds of 2007? I’m going to a friend of the family’s house, like we do every year. New Years Eve is always a blast! And remember kid’s, the champagne is not for you…

I got a little bored today, so like whenever I’m bored, I wrote a post.

I compiled almost a year’s worth of information of this site into basic statistics… to share with you guys. Ahh… good times… good times…

• • • • • • • • • 

~*~ Blog Creation Date ~*~
January 13th, 2007

~*~ Blog Activation Date ~*~
January 14th, 2007 

~*~ First Post ~*~
“A” Is For Apple

~*~ First Comment ~*~

gossipgurl25

Hey!
Glad you got a new blog!
Can’t wait to see it grow!
u no u heart me!
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“Chat” (Besides “About”)

~*~ Blog Stats for 2007 ~*~
Total Views: 58,908
Best Day Ever: 651 — Friday, June 22, 2007
Posts:
111
Comments: 1,352

~*~ Pixel Penguin Collection ~*~

Finished CPPD Pixel Penguin
Cpd Officer: Cpd Officer
        
Finished Ninja Pixel Penguin
Word Bird: Ninja Birdy
            
Finished Pixel Penguins V.1.0
Cppd Officer: Cppd Officer
Nintendo Pro: Nintendo Pro, Nintendo 2
wingy man: wingy man
Dcshoes003: Dc Skater
icybretts: Icy Bretts
Socool987654: Socool987654
Metriod2007: Metriod2007
rockon62: Rockon62
Akash13: Akash13 
Agent Pengee: Agent Pengee
                                                   
Finished Pixel Penguins V.2.0
Cppd Officer: Cppd Officer (2)
Aloha Boy/Jackk: Join CPL
PinknNewz: PinkCowGirl3
generalziehen: #1 Ziehen Red
Graser10: Graser10
punky face: punky face
pugot: Pugot
shoppinglovr: Shoppinglovr
Sanwal: sanwal
coraly123: coraly123
Cheesecumber: Cheesecumber
wingy man: Wingyman
Nikki & Faith: Channy2003
Castfire: Castfire
glue1000: glue1000
      
Finished Pixel Penguins V.3.0
Cppd Officer: Cppd Officer (3)
Joshua9999: Joshua9999, SuperPenguin
Fylliper: Fylliper 
Drenism: Drenism
Metroid2007: metroid2006, Metroid2006
loopy7: loopy7
~Lol Im Cool~: Lol Im Cool
ld50fire: ld 50 fire
om150: om150
tim4545: tim4545
Tuddy: Reaper
AwesomeHCTIB!: Wilber
Graser10: Graser10 (2)
Girl262: Girl262
crisp123: crisp
coolmouse: starfire12
punky face: punky face (2)
* Cpd Officer: Cpd Officer *
Akash13: Akash13 (2)
Dude 180: Lodyty
Gabrielle21: Gabrielle21
* Word Bird: Word Bird *
          
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Total Penguins: 51 

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people who care about you.
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Now for some ranting.

For those of you who critized me about saying: “Cpd and Bluzzzy have ruined North Pole.”, lemme tell you this in nice red letters…

“…North Pole was never overcrowded to a point where the Town was actually full. The only reason it’s full is because of the large crowds and the troubles brought along with large crowds created by Cpd and Bluzzzy. North Pole was peaceful, I had a good times with both my member and nonmember friends because BOTH could get in. I can barely sit next to one of my friends now, let alone Cpd Officer. Going to get coffee-which requires a trip to the Town-takes over a minute. People accuse ME of copying Cpd. People don’t ask each other if they wanna do something like swim or sled race. People brag about being buddies with Cpd and/or Bluzzzy. What’s the point of being buddies with them anyway if all they do is sit or dance? When I told Cpd ‘Look what you’ve done!’ he responded ‘It’s the people’…”

Look at these pictures and tell me North Pole hasn’t been destroyed by Cpd and Bluzzzy…

Congrats Bluzzzy and Cpd, You Killed North Pole!  … Yeah, no more proof is needed.

There’s obviously nothing the people can do about it. It’s not like all the penguins in North Pole are gonna say ”You know what, I’m getting pretty tired of being a sheep for two people I don’t even know.” Cpd, you and Bluzzzy need to leave! Get the Hell out! Go to an already ruined server like Frozen or Mammoth!

Give us back the peaceful server we deserve!

See ya’ tomorrow!

P.S. If you read “The New… AHFT365″ and was wondering how I brought the old posts back, here’s the dirty little secret…

I DIDN’T DELETE THE POSTS TO BEGIN WITH!

I just turned them into “Drafts” so you couldn’t see them.

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

The New… AHFT365

December 28, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Well, with this blog ending, I’d like to share with you something.

As my old readers know — Tyboy000, Cpd Officer, Bori & Kimi, and Graser 10 (especially him since he copied a lot from me) — that this, before AHFT, was a Club Penguin blog.

It was called Club Penguin Police Department, since I was leading that organization, and Regulus was the theme used. I thought it was a great CP blog, before I grew up.

I republished every post from first to this one, as seen in the updated Archives widget. January to December. You can use the “Club Penguin” category but it’s recommended to use the Archives widget.

By skimming each post… you can easily see how I’ve matured; grown up. It was only a year, but skeptist I may be, it was the longest and the quickest year of my life. I learned a lot about my personal values and I gained a lot of good friends. And I can’t believe it’s over already.

I obviously learned how much of my life was being wasted posting news about Club Penguin. No amount of views, comments, or hits can rewind that clock.

Especially ’cause I wasn’t having fun.

You can view this gallery of good times and bad times any time you want because I’m not redrafting the posts.

Tell me, though, if you have a Club Penguin blog…

“Why did you make your Club Penguin blog?” and
“When do you think you’re gonna to throw in the towel?”

You have to be honest. I’ve seen too many truthful and dishonest answers to those questions to not know whether or not you’re lying.

And if you answer “…because it’s fun!” to the first question, then lemme answer that by asking you this…

“Why is it fun to you?”

Consider these questions, and answer in heavy detail. I’m itching to find out why so many kids these days connect to the Internet… to waste their life on the Internet.

Isn’t Club Penguin nothing more than a game?

Also I logged onto Club Penguin earlier tonight. Only to be told the room was full. So I tried again. And once I arrived in the North Pole Town, look what was thrown in my face.

Congrats Bluzzzy and Cpd, You Killed North Pole!

I doubt you need any more proof Bluzzzy and/or Cpd Officer ruined North Pole. I said before that North Pole was the perfect server. No hacking issues, no popularity issues, hardly any spamming.

It was a quiet yet bustling server to hang out with a lot of people in a peaceful scenario.

Now you couldn’t tell the difference between North Pole and Frozen… let alone Mammoth. So lets all give a round of applause for them for killing the best server in Club Penguin.

Unless, of course, you can point out another reason in the picture for the crowding of the Town. I won’t rush you, I got plenty of time.

  

See ya’ tomorrow!

P.S. I lost some posts like “Wise Beyond My Days” and “Found the Rock Legend In You” and one other post because it was already half deleted. I’m pretty sure that was all.

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Happy Holidays From AHFT!

December 24, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Well, our family finds it easier to celebrate Christmas together… before Christmas. It’s easier on everyone, and that way, we can all spend a quiet Christmas in our homes. It was fun meeting every generation from my 2-year-old cousin to my 75-year-old grandpa.

Also this year, for our holiday feast… we’re uhh… going “exotic”. Today we bought alligator meat and some tur-duc-hen rolls. I also picked out some interesting deserts.

Jungle Jim’s International Market has plenty of weird and crazy food items. Goat’s head, anyone? 

I can’t believe… seriously… that it’s already Christmas. Wasn’t it Thanksgiving last week? A month a go, it was Halloween… wasn’t it?

I sit on my couch, typing on my laptop, next to my Christmas tree, drinking some hot cocoa, watching Santa Clause 2 on basic cable, I am hoping that all of you have the merriest of Christmases and the happiest of holidays.

Obviously, I won’t be on the Internet tomorrow, but I plan wrap up all my work tonight, so I — and you — can relax tomorrow.

Good night everyone!

P.S. Oooh… it’s all warm and fuzzy!

Christmas Scarf

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Santa Sees All, Naughty Boys and Girls…

December 21, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Well, it be Friday again and the ‘07 Christmas Party began this morning. I’d say it wasn’t bad, but it’d be better if I was as attached to the game as I was last year. It’s not like, upsetting though.

The decorations are amazing, and I’m a little disappointed I didn’t win in the igloo contest. Oh well… apparently now I’m going through the whole “Who Cares?” phase, which’ll make quitting a lot easier. I’ll  probably renew my membership for one more month because I can’t believe December is already coming to an end.

But if you’re wondering about the creepy title, here’s the scoop.

Search Terms

I guess losers get desperate during the holidays. Of course, greed and selfishness are why we celebrate Christmas in Club Penguin right? I’m not sure if the Christmas Scarf was released, but an awful lot of people have one so maybe it’s out there somewhere…

I dunno. Someone told me it was in the Ski Village on accident, and it’ll be back Monday. Lucky bastards…

That’s about it… I guess. I left school for Christmas Break, so yeah, I guess that’s something. Has your break started? What do you have planned for the holidays?

See ya’ tomorrow!

P.S. I’ll ask a legitimate question. Okay, look at the map.

The Map

You see how the Cove is above the Forest? Does this confuse anyone? It confused me! The steps to the Cove from the Forest go downward!

The Forest

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Some Final Updates…

December 20, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Ahem, not much to write about today.

Although in my spare time I added some new things.

I got bored of the old Sonific Songspot, considering I’ve had it since, oh I don’t know, February? Sonific isn’t known for good music, considering they don’t support major labels. And your best bet for a good song is a cover by a band nobody’s heard of.

“I Fought the Law” was replaced by an equally great country song “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”. Enjoy that.

Sonific Songspot

Also, with the end of this blog near, I added a new widget “Recommending Readings”. It’s a bulleted list of all my most favorite, passionate posts I’ve written over the last 5 months.

“Recommending Readings For You”

What I mean by “the end of this blog near” is, this blog cannot last forever. But my goal — yes a goal, look it up idiots — is to reach my one year Blogoversary.

A lot of blogs fold before they reach that mark. Holagurrl25’s blog. Nope. Fylliper’s blog. Nope. Sanitypenguin’s blog. Nope. Dunya13’s blog. Nope. Berryc00l’s blog. Nope.

See a pattern?

I wanna make it, no matter how hard this journey has been. But I’ve always had something to blog about. Another big word here; “determination”. I will try my best. Less than one month to go!

(To see the Blogoversary tracker, visit the Fun Stuff page.)

See ya’ tomorrow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Intervention Time, but Talk About Spoiled

December 17, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

You know… I always found it funny — and pathetic, especially pathetic, that, even though Cpd Officer and Bluzzzy have accomplished nothing, they’re rewarded with attention.

They sit on their asses everyday while hundreds of other idiots (who hear this “Bluzzzy and Cpd are popular” and think they have to be around them) while several other people work themselves to the bone day in and day out receive nothing.

Is that how Club Penguin works?

The friendly, well-’round, respectful people that have principles and accomplish their goals aren’t given a thing.

While the selfish, spoiled brats of Club Penguin (heh, you know who you are) are handed everything. Though they do nothing, stand for nothing; they expect everything to just be handed to them. And because all Club Penguin is about nowadays is popularity, idiots just keep feedin’ the fire. No, don’t deny it. You know it’s true.

You know deep down inside you want nothing more than fame. You’ll die for it. You’ll just do anything to “make a name for yourself”. It’s the poison that runs through Club Penguin. Will it end? Nah, probably not.

Club Penguin blogs, made for one reason; to be popular. On YouTube people brag to their friends about their buddy lists making videos entitled “Famous Buddies”. Older penguins use their rarity as a mean to gain fame. People don’t know when to stop.

No, strike that last statement. People don’t want to know when to stop. They feel good, it’s fun; that’s it. It’s all about good-times, right? Until the “good-times” bring Club Penguin to it’s knees. But that’s the future, it’s not their problem.

Why in the world should they care about someone other than themselves? Why should anyone?

Hmm… I can’t change your life. But with the behavior of, you know, most everyone in Club Penguin, don’t people need an influence? Don’t people need something to stand for? Don’t people need principles and morals to live by? Don’t people need role-models?

Nope. As long as it makes you happy and self-satisfied, there’s nothing to worry about, right? That’s showin’ you have guts. That’s showin’ you have a spine. That’s showin’ you believe in something.

Faith, of course, means nothing to society any more. Good nature, respect, kindness… tch… forget those qualities. Those qualities actually take work to achieve. And who wants that?

Before you comment, and point your finger, think about your inner self. Don’t worry, you can lie to me that your a good person. We’ll never find out. But review your attitudes, your morals, your true life.

Then comment.

I won’t know if you lie, nobody will. But there’s one Man that will know if you’re lying. And you’ll answer to Him eventually.

Stand up for which you believe, if you at least believe in something; at long last, let Faith triumph.
—Alexander E. M., Cppd Officer

Embarrassingly Pathetic

Oh, and have a great week…

See ya’ tomorrow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Christmas Igloo Decorating Tips!

December 14, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Well, it’s time to open up the catalog, dust off some old furniture and get decorating for the 2007 Christmas Igloo Contest!

Nobody decorates better than me…why? Perfectionism; I’ve been a perfectionist for as long as I can remember. That’s why I get compliments on my site, my igloo, my PengSpace — all because of my case of perfectionism. It’s both a negative and a positive problem.

It’s all about spacing, organization, and neatness.

So I constructed a guide for you to use this year when decorating your igloo for the holidays!

Tip 1: Don’t get igloo’ed to your computer
Don’t stress too much. Stressing over something
as unimportant as this will bring you down 
even deeper. Just relax, okay?

Tip 2: Pick the right igloo for your style
If you’re goin’ with a White Christmas,
choose the Snow Globe or a Snow Igloo! For
a Classic Christmas, try the Deluxe Igloo. A
Crazy Christmas igloo could work for just
about any igloo you want!

Tip 3: Don’t go ho-ho-overboard
1, 2, or even 3 trees are enough. Decorations
should NOT be piled on top of each other.
Exception: Crazy Christmas Igloo

Tip 4: Deck the halls with originality
Use a style YOU think is best. Advice is good,
but going on your own instinct and personality;
even better. Tinker around with furniture
and igloo upgrades until it feels ”just right”.

Tip 5: The brain-melting basics
This is probably the hardest part. You got
your layout in your head. You got the furniture.
Everything is set up. Now what? Make your
vision a reality. Set up everything you want,
following the basics — organization, spacing,
realistic consideration, etc. Whatever it takes.

These were my results…

Classic Christmas Igloo

Classic Christmas Igloo

White Christmas Igloo

White Christmas Igloo

Crazy Christmas Igloo

Crazy Christmas Igloo

See ya’ tomorrow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Snowed In (or Out!)

December 5, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Not surprisingly, with all the snow that plummeted the Northeast, I did not have school today. Woohoo…?

It’s been a pretty boring day… I mean… really boring. It wasn’t much of a snow day until my brother’s friends came over and we all went sledding. The best part was riding on a sled tied to our truck.

Not scary, of course, until we went over a few potholes. (On purpose.) Since then my back has been soar; good thing this couch is comfy.

In other good news, my membership has been renewed (yayness)! Only for a month, and good thing too because that’s all I wanted. I have to admit, the game’s getting kinda boring. Not that boring, but not that exciting to keep paying money for.

Apparently, when your membership expires, your igloo stays saved; and when it’s renewed, you don’t have to remake it!

My Igloo

 …Awesome…

It’s also come to my understanding that Cpd Officer’s name changed? If it did, then what is it now? And I found this poser on Glacier…

Cpd “Imposter”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Popularity is overrated; serves no cause, only damage.
—Alexander E. M., Cppd Officer

It’s no surprise people would wanna pose as Cpd Officer. That’s how ridicules Club Penguin is getting. Popularity first. Having fun, second.

See ya’ tomorrow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Victory, Thy Name is Alex!

December 1, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Haha! I’m giddy today. My membership will get renewed today, the Guitar Hero page is almost done, my PengSpace is complete, and I’m about done putting up my AHFT Christmas decorations.

Also, you know why else I’m happy? Have you been on Club Penguin lately? The Yellow Puffles aren’t it. Look closer…

No Heart or Skull Emoticons

No heart? Heh! See, I did it! I convinced Club Penguin enough to try to stop online relationships, that they took out the heart emoticon! It might not of been me alone, or me at all, but it’s gone!

Sane People 1 | Idiots 0

I have no idea why the skull is gone, though. Oh well…

Now all we (the sane people) can do, is wait to see the improved filters bring an end to dating on Club Penguin.

I sip my hot chocolate with satisfaction.

See ya’ tomorrow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

MySpace for Penguins… or French Toast

November 29, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Yep. I finally made a PengSpace for myself. I figured it’d give me something to do while working on my new page and and waiting for my membership renewal.

It only took me 2½ days to complete. The reason why it took so fast is because I’ve had some experience with Ning. Way back from Socool’s Whatever, created by Socool987654.

PengSpace has really gotten to me, and I will gladly add anyone who invites me ‘n’ read all messages I receive.

Also, starting next week I’m gonna brighten up The Official AHFT Piczo (now called Alex’s House of French Toast) with some Christmas cheer. Some great updates include a hilarious Video of the Month, and a
re-energized Soundtrack. Just wait and see! Heh heh…

My PengSpace: ~*~ シ Alex’s Snakepit ツ ~*~

See ya’ tomorrow!

P.S. Lemme know if you have any issues with my PengSpace, ‘kay?

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex aka Cppd Officer

Back Into the Same Ol’ Routine…

November 27, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

Sadly, the break is over (ended Sunday) and I’m back into the same boring routine. Back to the nothing-special schedule I call my life.

*Something out of the Ordinary*
Today, there was a crash on my street. All the power was out. Guess I’m havin’ leftovers from dinner…

I am already looking foreword to the weekend though. I get to go bowling with some of my friends from school.

My Club Membership expired the other day, too. That’s disappointing. Oh well. I’ll have to end up asking my parents again. I’m not going to ask them to renew it until this Sunday, however. I want the membership to last well past Christmas. Why?

It’s only going to be a month this time because that’s all I need. All I want to do is celebrate my second Christmas on Club Penguin the right way. I wouldn’t be so upset about non-membership then.

I got nothing better to say, so I’ll say it again –

See ya’ tomorrow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex Aka Cppd Officer

Elmo, Dora, and a Gaint Pooh Cookie-Cake!

November 24, 2007 by Lavastar

Howdy!

I’m back. Phew, what a day. I got to enjoy some peace and quiet this morning ’cause my brothers had to help my dad with something. Then I went to my friend’s house for a bit, and went to the party.

It’s always so fun when your whole family gets together in one cramped room. I never stop loving to see my cousin.

This year, I got her a “Pull ‘n Stretch Elmo”. She loved it for a whole 3 minutes. She was more interested in my aunt’s Christmas decorations.

 

Speaking of which, I guess I’m going to log on to Club Penguin and put up my Christmas decorations! Peace!

See ya’ tomorrow!

~~Hugs and kisses,
Alex Aka Cppd Officer